Tuesday, February 28, 2012

There are pictures!?

1 - Two in the morning. Their group photo has failed in spectacular fashion. They somehow stumbled backwards. Emma has collapsed on Nick’s genitals, Lus fell asleep on the floor, Claudia continues posing for the picture, and JP gives a thumb up
2 - Two in the morning. Their Spanish friend Javi, who persistently restricts himself to one beer when partying, is trying to move through the crowd. The expression on his face is not of fear but of shock. He calls his restrictions responsible, his friends call it spiritless.
3 - One in the morning. Their terrific, hilarious, and erratic friend Flo is plastered. He is standing on a chair, again, trying to take his clothes off, again, as his girlfriend Marion has to stop him from acting like a fool, again. The excuse they have concluded for his constant need to take his clothes off at a party when intoxicated is simply that he is French, he agrees.


4 - Two in the morning. It is their Spanish friend David’s birthday. They believed it would be amusing to take off his pants and throw him in the snow. Thankfully he did not get frostbite on his crotch, but his shirt did rip and fall apart in the snow. David now has pneumonia.
5 - Two in the morning. Flo is being French again. He is smiling as Liam licks his chest. Francois has no idea of the absurd male love being shared next to him. Incidentally this led to a kiss between Flo and another man. Alcohol can not be ample justification here.
6 - One in the morning. Javi has drunk two beers and Matt has drunk eight. Javi seems to be at peace with allowing Matt to hold him even though he is wasted. Javi would regret it later. His friends picked him up from the hospital the next day.

7 - Two in the morning. For some odd reason they thought it would be fun to write various vulgar words and phrases in multiple languages. Here there is an English man, two French men, a Paraguayan woman, a German man, and a Spanish woman.

8 - One in the morning. It is Josefin’s birthday party. Her boyfriend, who will remain nameless, startlingly listens to the request of someone to take off his clothes. Josefin enjoyed the brief nudity and then made everyone leave the room.

9 - Three in the morning. The party is ending and Luis has been wooing Vicky. The counter has various cans of beer, bottles of liquor, and jugs of juice. They are both drunk, Vicky wants to leave, and Luis has his thumb up. Unfortunately they only made it to the laundry room.

10 -Three in the morning. That is JP, the photographer, passed out drunk on his friends’ bed. His shirt un-tucked, pants wrinkled, tie loose, and dignity long gone. He told his friends to take a picture of him if he passed out, he shouldn’t have opened his mouth.